I have got to admit, the following 'things I learnt from Die Hard' are a tad more funny than the Indy ones...

01. Carl Winslow maybe a good best friend... but he can't drive worth s**t.
02. If in really bad situation, using a fire hose as rope is perfectly fine.
03. An average watch can support the weight of any man.
04. You can hang from your neck for a long period of time and still survive. (but your aim will be off)
05. Germans have really small feet.
06. Even German terrorist have a tolken black guy in the group.
07. Even limo drivers help Bruce Willis defeat the bad guys.
08. Bruce Willis' wife hires immigrant workers to take care of their children
09. Carl Winslow knows the recipe to make twinkes
10. Even Bruce WIllis can spot Carl Winslow with out ever meeting him
11. German terroists fall very slowly
12. Gary Cooper walked off into the sunset with Grace Kelly
13. Smoking is cool.
14. Real men wear vests. Outside. At Christmas. Up skyscrapers. Anywhere.
15. The STG is a cool gun.
16. If you use Bill clay as an alias it always works.
17. If I go to Germany, I'd have no problem communicating with people if I need someone to 'shoot the glass'
18. If you are badly injured and a good guy, you can endure any pain and stop bleeding after the next cut.
19. Doing cocaine will get you shot in the face.
20. Drinking coke will also get you shot in the face.
21. Trying to say John McClane's "yippy kayay" line with a stupid German accent will also get you shot in the face.
22. Tense? Make fists with your toes.
23. Never take the threat of being reported to the INS by an overzealous news reporter too seriously especially in today's America.
24. John McClain doesn't mind listening to RUN-DMC.
25. Don't say a stupid catch phrase to a villain who you think is going to die and then suddenly grabs onto your wife (example: Happy trails Hans)
26. Karl has a brother.
27. Hans Gruber is a Nazi but doesn't have the Nazi look, he is like Hitler.
28. If your boss catches you snorting cocaine at work, just say you were making a call. (But make sure to clean up your nose afterwards and don't "miss a spot.")
29. On a two-way radio, you can interrupt the other person just by yelling out "Shut up!"
30. Limos have CB radios.
31. See! Two-way radios WILL NOT set off explosives! Now take those silly signs down in "Blasting Areas"!!!
32. When someone gives you a gun, be sure to check to see if it is loaded before you start monologing.
33. When the police officer in charge of raiding a building, seized by terrorists, yells "kick ass" in a very arrogant way, the raid will definitely fail.
34. SWAT full body armor does not protect against rose thorns.
35. Hanging down a ventilation shaft holding on to the strap of your machine gun is actually not such a bad idea.
36. Free-falling down a ventilation shaft and grabbing onto a ventilation duct opening is also quite easy.
37. You should not reply: "I'll take it under advisement" to a person in possession of C4.
38. When protecting the doors of a building you have taken over, hide behind the counter and take the chocolate bars.
39. Before you open a door on the roof of a building look round there maybe a crazy dude in a vest coming to shoot you.
40. Ventilation shafts cause white vests to turn green.
41. Hans Gruber knows exactly what kind of suit your wearing as long as he owns a couple himself
42. The FBI has more than one Agent Johnson
43. To detonate C4, put a few pins in it, set it on a chair, put a computer moniter over it, tie it up and throw it down an elevator shaft
44. Some channels are reserved for emergency calls only
45. While in a limo, talking on a phone and listening to music means you have no idea whats going on outside
46. Badass perps always listen in to said emergency channels just in case someone uses them to report to prissy 911 operators...even if they could care less that the cops know what they are up to.
47. Saying "Think, dammit, think" outloud is a habit of highly effective cops.
48. What a tv dinner feels like
49. Guys named Dwayne are dumb as hell, even if they're a police chief...so are FBI agents.
50. A limo can only break through a thin metal barrier after most of the action dies down.
51. Cops carry lipstick to write on dead guy's shirts?
52. LA SWAT is just a buncha pansy goofs.
53. An electromagnetic seal requires a miracle to break into.
54. Criminal masterminds often flip through their datebooks as they are addressing hostages.
55. Massive explosive fireballs probably won't actually set a building ablaze.
56. Take 30 hostages, kill some people, blow up a building, and steal 600 mil with police and FBI all around, then just slip out in an ambulance full of 14 crazy mofos...no one will notice.
57. Vests make good bandages
58. SWAT men will always let a over-weight cop with a Revolver take-care of a man with a machine gun rater than waste there ammo.
59. security gaurds will wait until you have looked though a long list of names on a computer befor telling you that the 'only' people in the building are on one floor.
60. Talking about basketball will distract a security guard long enough for your buddy to shoot him.
61. Bruce Willis is not stupid enough to hand you a loaded gun.
62. Christmas packing tape will even stick to a bloody, sweaty back.
63. Terrorist like Crunch bars
64. Massive vault doors alway play Beethoven's "Ode To Joy" when opening.
65. Terrorists won't notice bloodstains on the floor leading to where you are.
66. Hans Gruber assumes you will give him a loaded gun if he says his name is Bill Clay.
67. If someone see's your gun just say 'its ok im a cop'
68. Limo drivers think Nakatomi Plaza has the best christmas parties.
69. The average human can produce his entire body's blood about three times in one night.
70. Cops eat twinkies when donuts arent available
71. They tell the cashier the twinkies are for their pregnant wife
72. If a fire/explosion is right behind you, you wont be burned
73. If your wife takes a job at the other end of the country, she'll use her maiden name
74. Roy is the best alias ever
75. if you shoot at a cop in a car with a very big gun he will not get shot.
76. Journalists Know everything about you.
77. Teddy bears talk to Argile very quietly.
78. Johns 9mm bullets are bigger than anyone else's
79. NY cops don't care about 100 Los Angelinos covered in glass.
80. If you're not part of the solution, you're part of problem.
80. . .Nuff Said. . .
81. One of the first movies to feature annoying "CORNY" smart nerdy Black guys. . .who apparantly sweats a lot and gets knocked out but only. . .alas. . .another black guy.. but much cooler
82. Two by two is a standard attack formation.
83. The best way to distract terrorists who are about to shoot you, is to start laughing like mad...
84. Terrorists won't notice you have a gun taped to your back, even if they can see your back.
86. McClane prefers to cook his terrorists before eating them
87. If you have been unfortunate enough to unwittingly shoot a teenage kid, then shooting an angry, greasy and bloodied German maniac will cure you of your guilt.
89. John Davidson's twin brother works as a security guard.
90. Huey Lewis' twin brother is a terrorist who impersonates a security guard.
91. When you have the chance to kill someone, don't hesitate.
92. Terrorists won't hesitate to kill you, but they will waste time explaining why you shouldn't hesitate.
93. Most attempts to request or provide help will end in failure, unless you're lucky to find a frequency for a police radio.
94: Shouting that your car is being turned into swiss cheese is standard LAPD radio procedure.
95: Only people in California jump on and hug their friends at airports.
96: As long as your boss thinks you're in Vegas you can rack up huge phone bills and drain your limos drinks cabinet without any suspicion being cast.
97: Ex cab drivers will not attempt to act more professionally when driving a limo.
98: If the guy next to you on a plane has a gun and claims that he's a cop, just take his word for it and not ask to see his ID.
99: Saying "Sprechen ze talk?" to your German captors will get you a meeting with their boss, not a punch to the face.
100. Losing 20-25% of hostages during an assault is acceptable losses in the eyes of the FBI.
101. The experience troops had in Saigon was similar to flying around the top of a skyscraper in downtown LA in a helicopter.
102. Stinger missile launchers are common ordnance amongst hostage takers just in case they need to counter an attack from a police APC.
103. Limo drivers are teenagers.
104. After killing all the terrorists, ALWAYS expect one to rise from the dead.
105. The guy from 'Sin City' used to actually have hair.
106. Some terrorists think LAPD is authorized to use artillery in hostage situations.
107. When counting to three, there will not be a four.
108. Both Hans and John know method acting, even if Ellis doesnt.
109. John doesn't mind letting terrorists take care of his competition...
110. FBI special agents are more macho than regular agents.
112. German terrorists don't understand German, they only understand English.
113. Not every LAPD officer will shoot you in the face if you make fun of his wife's twinkee binges.
114. Every LA news reporter has an assistant who is Penny Marshall's daughter.
115. Sylvester Stallone isn't the only person who can make fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger in his movies.
117. Criminal masterminds often know your entire biography by heart, but never bothered to look at your picture.
118. FBI Agent Johnson and FBI Special Agent Johnson are not related.
119. Officers of the NYPD are allowed to carry a loaded gun on a commercial airline.
123. Even highly effective cops get distracted by posters of naked women.
124. Almost any police officer will believe you're a cop if you say you can spot a phoney ID.
125. German terrorists can't hit anything with Steyr Augs. They're much more proficient with 9mm pistols.
126. Don't go in a LA office building on Chrismas Eve when there are bad guys who are trigger happy.
128. FBI guys in a helicopter have terrible aim.
129. Yasir Arrafat buys his suits from John Phillips, London
130. When responding to a possible hostage situation with armed terrorists, all good cops take a 30 look around the ground floor before saying "To Hell with this" and giving up.
131. If you laugh maniacally, only the men will join in.
132. Apparently Quarter-backs make good toast.
133. Harvey likes to eat it.
134. Be assured the cameraman will 'get that' spontaneous and funny punch to the nose...EVERYTIME!!
135. Be sure to exchange messages with Terrorists via the bulletin board!
136. Consider the merits of killing a terrorist's brother. He may want 'Blood!'
137. Wear your vest like your granny always told you. It keeps you warm and you'll look real tough!
138. Police may not believe you on their emergency lines but you can always try ordering pizza.
139. When firing an RPG through a closed window, always remember to replace the window screen after each shot.
140. Criminal masterminds don't like quiz shows.
141. If Hans starts counting...you could be in trouble!
142. Make sure your health insurance cover for 'work related injury' is fully paid up.
143. Police don't eat doughnuts...they are DOUGHNUTS!
145. Carl Winslow can heal his own wounds inbetween shots.
146. When in tough situations, it's okay to recite your wife's letter.
147. German terrorists get intimidated when you say "Yippee-key-yay, mother *beep* er!"
148. Never take off your shoes when expecting a terrorist robbery, the German dude posing as an American dude will think it's weird.
149. German terrorists are some of the best dressed terrorists of the 1980s.
150. Ambulances sometimes appear right out of thin air.
151. LAPD does not like to be showered with glass.
149. Hans Gruber cannot count beyond 3
150. When calling in an emergency, don't sound like you're ordering a pizza.
151. Always put your family photographs frame down.
152. After flying, make fists with your toes, but don't take off your shoes.
153. When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept. For there were no more worlds to conquer.
154. There was an article in Times Magazine about the Asian Dawn movement.
155. If you feel an urge to negociate with terrorists, don't call yourself their white knight if you can't deliver.
156. Do not put all your detonators in one bag.
157. If someone asks you for your name, "Clay" is always a good choice.
158. Before you reveal yourself as a terrorist, check your gun for bullets.
159. When you are telling someone you're trying to kill "never to hesitate to kill someone", you are inherently contradicting yourself.
160. If having trouble gaining police attention...throw a terrorist out of a 30 storey window. It has proved successful!
161. Don't talk to bears in limos, it's not cool.
162. Remove all arm bracelets...they can create hazards at critical moments!
163. Be sure your wife/girl/partner!! has a good left hook for the TV cameras...( I know I said it already but it still cracks me up )
164. Playboy girls posters really do take off some of the pressure in a stressful job!
166. axes & screwdrivers hold back elevator doors
167. Christmas isn't the best time of the year for Ellis
168. Christmas hats work well on dead terrorists in lifts
167. When you have a hole in your forhead you can still manage to scream.
168. giant spotlights get shot at when switched on.
169. It takes 2 Rockets to stop a LAPD APC.