When not sleeping, drinking, or sitting, I take the form of a human being called Graeme Buckley. My friends have a few nicknames for me, G, GFunk, but you can call me whatever!

I have been provided with an eclectic slice of mates who provide me with a streamlined buzz from excessive chat, excessive drinking, excessive laughing, excessive...you get the idea! One will get to know them from within this website and the pleasure, well, that's as much yours as it is ours.

My residence resides within a small town in England called Guiseley, which is midway between the city of Bradford and the urban glamour of Leeds. I used to live in Costa Del Baildon, which is just right if you fancy an eyeopener with the lads in a typical village pub where everybody knows your name!

However, if you desire to be in a place where you're surrounded by exquisite ladies whilst slurping over-priced cocktails and being acoustically assaulted in clubs and bars that provide bowel churning bass, then Leeds will always cater for your taste! Those choices may not sound incisively great to you, but for me, they do just fine.

My schooldays are a distant blur, so we'll skip them! Leeds Met University was where I picked up the trade of Multimedia, which means I am versed in visuals & audio. Basically, my brain's comprehension ranges from web design, to image engineering, to photography and video/DVD editing. After graduating with a 2:1, I drifted around for almost a year doing naff-all! In fact I still do naff-all, but within the confines of a job!

During the office hours of 9ish to 5ish, I am employed by a company called Infoserve, which is located on Leeds Bradford Airport where I work as a Web Monkey, I mean, Web Developer.

All that has lead me to produce this little webshite which sports my very own ridiculous nickname! Cool. Pointless but cool!

Which leaves us only with the why; and therein, as the great bard would tell us, lies the rub...